Tell us how you really feel

Tell us how you really feel

Short video by Brian Hall, demonstrating “what should happen to all 12 fruitcakes on the planet.” If you hate fruitcake like the majority of the planet, you’ll share his enthusiasm for the...
Everlasting Fruitcake

Everlasting Fruitcake

This song is evidently really popular at Elementary Schools around the country. It is a classic example of the type of fruitcake regifting we like to see. We encourage everyone to take note, and regift your fruitcake this year. The planet is depending on...

Propaganda at Christmas

Blue Sky Factory created this video as their Christmas card last year. Many unsuspecting individuals, who have never tasted a fruitcake before, will be lured by the slick marketing message, and will give it a try. Hopefully, the hospitals can handle the increase in...
The Superions Fruitcake

The Superions Fruitcake

This is by far, not just the weirdest fruitcake song ever, but the most disturbing fruitcake video we’ve ever seen. From The Superions’ new Christmas album, Destination… Christmas! Sing along! Here’s the lyrics: Chorus: What you making? Fruitcake! What you...
Advice From a Fruitcake

Advice From a Fruitcake

As if fruitcake itself isn’t scary enough, these folks have created one that talks. It’s just as crusty and obnoxious as the real thing. This anthropomorphic fruitcake gives exactly the kind of advice you’d expect a fruitcake to give. I apologize if...