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Google sends alerts to our inbox whenever someone mentions fruitcake online. We’ve asked for this because, as you know, as the world’s foremost authority on fruitcake recycling, The Great Fruitcake Recycling Project is constantly on the lookout for the...
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Recycling fruitcake is a very complicated process. There are so many types of fruitcake, it’s not a one-size-fits-all solution. The process we use is a highly-guarded trade secret, so we can only share an overview of the main recycling steps with you. 1....
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After posting a photo taken of a display at the local supermarket that had one fruitcake missing, I promised to let you know if they were all sold. So far, they haven’t. The next time I stopped in, the display was gone, the “Holiday Fruitcake” had...
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This photo was taken at the local supermarket today: The amazing thing about it, if you look closely, is right there where the arrow is pointing… see it? One fruitcake is gone. Someone bought a fruitcake. First, I was shocked to find the display, but then, to...
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You know how there’s always one wimpy kid that gets picked on in school, and just when you think they can’t take any more, someone finally stands up to the bully tries to made him back down? Evidently, fruitcake is the wimpy kid, and we are the the bully....
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In today’s Portage Daily Register (probably Wisconsin, but I’m not big on research), they ran a story titled: You don’t have to be nuts to eat this fruitcake; maligned holiday food is cornerstone of church bazaar. (Possibly the longest headline in the...
