While strolling down the aisle at WalMart that contains all those “I didn’t know what to get you, and wasn’t planning to spend a lot of money, but felt like I had to buy something, so, HERE,” gifts, I sighted the first fruitcake of the season. Two kinds, actually.
Fruitcake November 8, 2012
They are selling the pre-sliced fruitcake bar/log/brick, and a Fruitcake ring/weapon of destruction, with a weight of 28 oz. For their small size, these things were heavy.

Yes, I picked them up. And put them down. Just like any reasonable and responsible person should.