First sighting of the season
While strolling down the aisle at WalMart that contains all those “I didn’t know what to get you, and wasn’t planning to spend a lot of money, but felt like I had to buy something, so, HERE,” gifts, I sighted the first fruitcake of the season....
The wrong way to celebrate Valentine’s Day
Fruitcake is an unwelcome gift any time of year, but Valentine’s Day? That’s just plain cruel. If they weren’t already an “ex,” this gift would absolutely guarantee they soon would...