We are excited to announce the latest shipment of fruitcake recycling buttons has arrived. These are available exclusively to fruitcake contributors as our way of acknowledging your participation in the fight against fruitcake proliferation.
Asour way of saying “Thank You,” we will send each fruitcake contributor an exclusive “I recycled a fruitcake” button so you can show your family and friends how environmentally conscious you are. Mail your securely wrapped fruitcake to:
The Great Fruitcake Recycling Project
c/o Garage Sale Industries, LLC
2608 W Kenosha St. #495
Broken Arrow, OK 74012
Include your return address with your fruitcake to receive this gift.
To all who already contributed this holiday season: Your buttons are on their way.
Update: All buttons have been given away. Thanks for your support!