In a world of media spin, hype, and product placements, one newspaper in Omaha, Nebraska, America’s Heartland,  is taking a stand at Christmas by publishing the pure, unvarnished truth:

We don't know either

This answers the age-old questions:

  1. Where does fruitcake come from?
  2. Who makes the darned stuff?
  3. There’s an International Fruitcake Institute?
  4. Does anyone really eat fruitcake?
  5. What’s wrong with those people?

The answer is always the same, “We don’t know, either.”

Which is exactly what we’ve been saying all along.