We’ve all heard of regifting fruitcake. If you care about the environment, you’ve actually regifted one. Follow the path this fruitcake takes as it goes from one unlucky recipient to the next.
It’s rather unrealistic, however, as they make it appear as if the thing might get eaten in the end. Or drank, if that’s what happened in the blender. That’s how we know this is not a true story.