Freebies

If fruitcake were even remotely popular, you’d find it on the menu at your favorite restaurant. Or your least favorite. For the record, have you ever seen it on a restaurant menu, anywhere?

Fruitcake Games

Waste time with these Fruitcake Games

Fruitcake E-cards

Send a fruitcake e-card. It’s the least you could do. Seriously.

Fruitcake Cartoons

Off the Mark
The I Hate Fruitcake Page
Fruitcake Comics

Fruitcake Melodies

The Fruitcake Song: Does anyone actually eat this stuff? (lyrics)

Fruitcake Videos

Go here to view Fruitcake Videos


Fruitcake Recipes

Some people are not comfortable with recycling and will introduce a new fruitcake into circulation. The following recipes are evidence of this irresponsible behavior.