If fruitcake were even remotely popular, you’d find it on the menu at your favorite restaurant. Or your least favorite. For the record, have you ever seen it on a restaurant menu, anywhere?
Send a fruitcake e-card. It’s the least you could do. Seriously.
Some people are not comfortable with recycling and will introduce a new fruitcake into circulation. The following recipes are evidence of this irresponsible behavior.