Because we take fruitcakes from people who hate them and re-home them with crazy people who love them, we get a bunch of emails this time of year. Most are quick requests for fruitcake, or letters in support of recycling. Sometimes we get one or two emails that make...
I am writing on behalf of Dentists Against Fruitcake Defamation, and frankly, we are MAD at your flagrant characterization of fruitcakes as evil!! Many people give them as gifts (often to those they don’t really like) and you should not look a gift fruitcake in...
Things to consider
Planning to travel this holiday season? In 2005, CBC News announced that fruitcake is a security threat. In fact, they said if you try to bring a fruitcake onboard an airplane, expect it to be X-rayed because they are dense and could hide a weapon. This restriction is still in effect today. No kidding? I’ve always believed that the fruitcake itself was the weapon. In fact, you could kill someone with a fruitcake, easy.
