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Hate Fruitcake? You’re in good company.

People have many reasons for hating fruitcake. At the top of the list:
Fruitcake is the Holiday Season’s Most Damaging Product
It causes more damage to the environment every year than all other holiday traditions combined.

biohazardYou hold the power over fruitcake!

  • Protect your community
  • Support our ecosystem
  • Rescue the planet

Please help us spread the word about this important cause!
GFRP

Saving the planet from the dangers of fruitcake proliferation since 2005.