This song is evidently really popular at Elementary Schools around the country. It is a classic example of the type of fruitcake regifting we like to see. We encourage everyone to take note, and regift your fruitcake this year. The planet is depending on you!
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Things to consider
- Planning to travel this holiday season? In 2005, CBC News announced that fruitcake is a security threat. In fact, they said if you try to bring a fruitcake onboard an airplane, expect it to be X-rayed because they are dense and could hide a weapon. This restriction is still in effect today. No kidding? I’ve always believed that the fruitcake itself was the weapon. In fact, you could kill someone with a fruitcake, easy.