Fruitcake Shortage

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The Manitou Springs Great Fruitcake Toss, scheduled for this Saturday, January 9, is running into a snag no one could predict. Believe it or not, they are running short of fruitcake. Their Facebook Page today issued a plea for anyone who has unwanted fruitcakes to drop them off at the Chamber office.

Seriously? A fruitcake shortage? This is the thing The Great Fruitcake Recycling Project dreams of. We look forward to worldwide fruitcake scarcity it our lifetime.

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  1. ASO Fruitcake
    ASO Fruitcake on January 6, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Ha! My plans are working! I have stolen their fruitcakes. I cannot idly sit by while my brethren are hurled through the air to their splattering deaths.

    http://bit.ly/5DLnXJ

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