This video answers the question: “What would happen if you shoot a frozen fruitcake at a van?” It comes to us from the esteemed Institute for Fruitcake Research, Unintended Technology and Experimentation, or I.F.R.U.I.T.E., at Virginia Wesleyan College. In this experiment, Doctors Edward Clark and Cameron McDonald investigate the destructive effects of firing fruitcake at a test vehicle. Remember, don’t try this at home. These are trained professionals.